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I am a Deviously Deviant
shokuno
Male/United States
Why I Am Here
- To mess with your mind
Last Visit: 1 hour ago
was never sane
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Devious Info
Current Residence: Westminster College
Interests: manga, anime, videogames, the occult, evil geniusing
Favourite movie: Unforgiven
Favourite band or musician: can't pick
Favourite genre of music: rock 'n roll
Favourite artist: acerotiburon (no copyright infringement intended)
Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe
Favourite style of art: anything but modern
Operating System: vista
MP3 player of choice: Ipod
Wallpaper of choice: aperture science
Favourite game: Halo 3
Favourite gaming platform: PC or Xbox
Favourite cartoon character: Wile E. Coyote
Personal Quote: "Have we gone beyond the bounds of reasonable insanity?"
Tools of the Trade: knives, rifles, razors, high explosives and improvisation
On the Stupid Things Quiz
Mon Nov 16, 2009, 9:17 AM
Mood: Obsessed
Listening to: White Reflection
Reading: the Consolation of Philosophy
Watching: the little dancing person in Ni's siggy on gaia
Playing: nothing
Eating: seldom
Drinking: water
Saw this on Ed's journal and had to do it...regretted it immediately afterwards...
You are required to answer ALL the following questions. Tag 16 people and repost it with the title: I've done 98 out of the 132 stupid things.
Level 1 ( ) Smoked A Cigarette ( ) Smoked A Cigar ( x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (bisexual) ( x) Drank Alcohol (woohoo!)
SO FAR: 2
Level 2 ( x) Fallen In Love with a Non-Living Thing (her name was ryoko) ( x) Been Dumped (hurts) ( x) Shoplifted (I was young and stupid) ( ) Been Fired ( x) Been In A Fist Fight (hurts about the same as being dumped)
SO FAR: 6
Level 3 (x) Played with fire ( ) Played with guns (x ) Played with people's feelings (x) Played till you drop unconscious
SO FAR: 9
Level 4 (x ) Had A Crush On An Older Person (my cousin) ( ) Skipped School (indefinitely ( ) Slept With A Co-worker ( x) Seen Someone / Something Die ( its not that hard )
SO FAR: 11
Level 5 ( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends ( ) Been To Paris ( ) Been To Spain (x) Been On A Plane (not that I remember) ( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 12
Level 6 (x) Eaten Sushi (tried anyway) (x) Been Snowboarding/Skiing (skiing) ( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook ( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 14
Level 7 ( x) Been In An Abusive Relationship (is it abusive if the hitting is mutual?) ( x) Taken Pain Killers (That's not stupid) (x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have (frequently) (x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By (x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 19
Level 8 (x ) Had A Tea Party (with a bear) (x ) Flown A Kite (x ) Built A Sand Castle (I still do this) ( x) Gone mudding ( x) Played Dress Up (what do you think cosplay is?)
SO FAR: 24
Level 9 ( x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves ( x) Gone Sledging (thats with a hammer, right?) (x ) Cheated While Playing A Game (x) Been Lonely (am) (x ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 29
Level 10 (x) Watched The Sun Set ( ) Felt An Earthquake ( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 30
Level 11 (x) Been Tickled (x) Been Robbed / Vandalized (x ) Been cheated on (x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 34
Level 12 ( x) Won A Contest ( ) Been Suspended From School ( ) Had Detention ( x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 36
Level 13 (x) Had / Have Braces ( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night ( x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 38
Level 14 (x) Hated The Way You Look (do) ( x) Witnessed A Crime (and committed a few) (x ) Pole Danced (eh, it wasnt much of an attempt) (x) Questioned Your Heart (always) (x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 43
Level 15 ( x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud (x) Been Lost ( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World ( x) Swam In The Ocean ( x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 47
Level 16 (x) Cried Yourself To Sleep (frequently) ( x) Played Cops And Robbers (on halo) ( x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers ( x) Sang Karaoke ( x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 52
Level 17 ( x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (I do that a lot) (x ) Made a Prank Phone Call ( x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose ( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 55
Level 18 ( x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (x ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About (x) Blown Bubbles ( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
SO FAR: 58
Level 19 ( x) Crashed A Party (with some help) (x ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People ( x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading ( x) Had A Wish Come True (not telling what it was) ( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 62
Level 20 ( ) Worn Pearls ( x) Jumped Off A Bridge (it was a short one) ( ) Swore at the teacher, in front of them ( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 63
Level 22 (x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube ( ) Kissed A Fish (x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (I do this on a regular basis) (x) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 65
Level 23 (x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs (x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel ( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours ( x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 68
Level 24 (x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree (x ) Climbed A Tree ( x) Had/Been In A Tree House. (x ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 72
Level 25 (x) Believed In Ghosts (theyre real!) ( ) Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes ( x) Gone Streaking (dont ask) (x ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 75
Level 26 (x ) Played Chicken (with a biketotally lost) ( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on ( x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger ( x) Broken A Bone (x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 79
Level 27 (x ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later ( ) Made A Porn Video (x) Caught A Butterfly ( ) Laughed So Hard You Cried ( x) Cried So Hard You Laughed (is this bad?)
SO FAR: 82
Level 28 ( x) Mooned/Flashed Someone (x ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (x ) Cheated On A Test (x) Forgotten Someone's Name ( ) French Braided Someones Hair ( ) Gone Skinny Dipping ( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House (x) Tried to hurt yourself (I do quite often)
SO FAR: 87
Level 29 (x)Rode A Roller Coaster ( x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling () Had A Cavity (x ) Black-Mailed Someone ( x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 91
Level 31 ( x) Been Used (shit happens) (x) Fell Going Up The Stairs ( x) Licked A Cat (x) Bitten Someone (x ) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 96
Level 32 ( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint ( ) Had sex in the rain ( ) Flattened someones tires (x ) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on (x ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.
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Lelouch: "WHAT!?!?"
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"Its Hitsugaya to you Kurosaki."
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
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"And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon." --Pink Floyd, Eclipse
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The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
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"And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon." --Pink Floyd, Eclipse
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The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
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Lelouch: "WHAT!?!?"
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"Its Hitsugaya to you Kurosaki."
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